Posts by Witness 007

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So there was this duck...

by confliction in

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one fine saturday morning you're sleeping in, when the doorbell rings.. to your surprise, when you answer the door, it's- you guessed it- a duck.. so the duck tells you, "hello, my name is mallard.

i talk to jesus so you should listen to me because the world will end in 10 seconds.".

you say to the duck, "interesting...", you say.. 3 minutes pass while the duck is hiding his cross, child abuse papers, and freemason symbols.... .

Witness 007

Yes I would like to be a diciple of this duck.....where is his church??? Does he have a regular magazine??

Watchtower Golden Age editor encourages Smoking...but died from throat cancer!! Insisted on being called "The Canvasser." Wierdo!

by Witness 007 in

golden age 10/25 1933 p.57 "infeebled constitutions, inherited from fashionable mothers, cannot stand up under tabbaco..." {translation - only mama's boys don't smoke!

} good medical advice!

watch 2000 10/1 p.29 tells us that this same editor clayton woodworth in 1951 had his voicebox removed due to cancer brought on by a lifetime of smoking.

Golden Age 10/25 1933 p.57 "Infeebled constitutions, inherited from fashionable mothers, cannot stand up under tabbaco..." {Translation - only mama's boys don't smoke!} Good medical advice! Watch 2000 10/1 p.29 tells us that this same editor Clayton Woodworth in 1951 had his voicebox removed due to Cancer brought on by a lifetime of smoking. Just months later he "finished his earthly course..."

Clayton didn't approve of ANY titles like the Clergy so, while visiting Brothers would speak of himself in the third person, calling himself "the Canvasser." {See Yearbook 1985 p.228} E.G Refering to himself - "The Canvasser delivered his speech today..." Wierd!

Vaccines - In his book "Faith on the March" page. 188 Brother Mc millan convinced a group of frightened Witnesses in jail during W.W 2 who would rather be in Solitary then take a vaccine, that vaccines are okay, having to take one himself to prove his point! Why the fear?

Golden Age 1923 p.214 Rabies vaccine...is the most unhygenic, barbaric, filthy, abhorant, and most dangerous...causing ulcers, syphilis, T.B, cancer, insanity and death..."

They were only following directions from "the faithful slave."

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North Korea.....living in a brainwashed nation! Soccer coach claims his team gets tips from their leader on "invisible Phone."

by Witness 007 in

yes the soccer world cup tonight north korea is playing!

this week the north korean coach claimed his team gets directions from their glorious leader kim jong on a "invisible phone" that he has invented????

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Witness 007

Yes the Soccer world cup tonight North Korea is playing! This week the North Korean coach claimed his team gets directions from their glorious leader Kim Jong on a "invisible phone" that he has invented???? This country is brianwashed with Communist ideals 24/7. The schools teach America is Satan and Kim is a living God/Saviour. I saw a humanitarian medical group in North Korea healing peoples cataracs {since the government can't afford it}......rather then say thank you to the doctors from overseas, each person took it in turn to SCREAM thank you to a picture of their fearless leader.....it made me feel sick. Must be hard living in a brainwashed country.

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We bought land!

by Aussie Oz in

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we bought land!.

some of you might remember a delema i had a couple of months ago over buying a house... and gave lots of great advice.. well, we ended up buying a large block of land (modern developers would cram 8 houses on it) one hour outside the city in a really nice little town of only 250 people.

the block has an 1860 ruin on it that looks like an old school or church.

Witness 007

Where is your land Mate......PM me. I live in the outer suburbs of the city 47 Km's and am loving it....people keep saying "your far from the city"....but that was the whole idea!!!

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Watchtower Golden Age article = "In Paradise we will fly like Superman...and a Comet will keep earths climate warm??? What?

by Witness 007 in

life in paradise...what will it be like?

so many questions.....let's see what "the faithful slave" has to say about it.. golden age aug 25 1926 p.751 "negative gravitation...you may have wondered how accidents will be avioded in christs kingdom, since we are told nothing will hurt or destroy.

scientists tell us there is enough atomic energy in one finger-nail to propell a battleship.

Witness 007

I don't understand how a Comet in earths orbit would cause "Paradise conditions"......wouldn't this destroy the planet? And where did they get such a wierd idea??

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